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For anyone with a sense of humour…?

Posted in: Grape Growing by admin on June 26, 2010

Not really a question, but i found this on Talking Reds, posted by a user, i think its kinda funny…

ARSENAL FC

End of Season Dinner Dance

Starter
Egg on Face
Seasoned H4sh
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)

Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager’s Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day – (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.

Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese

Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2008
Champagne – sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

Guests are asked not to get HAMMERED

Guest speaker:
Steven Gerrard & Rafa Benitez – "What it’s like to win the European Cup"

Please note that the club’s European Tour for the season 2008-09 is not guaranteed
Yeah he’s smart, but not for picking Arsenal…he probably knows he’ll slot into Arsenal’s starting 11 team easier cus they need the attack. He’ll probably struggle to start at Utd, so you can keep him, lol
To Gunner: Thumbs down wasn’t moi.

lol thats funny! They should make one for other teams too.

Comments

8 Comments
  1. Gunner

    Not bad =D
    Funny how David Villa still prefers us over United Liverpool and Chelsea. But that man has always been smart.
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    Comment by Gunner on June 26, 2010 at 8:22 am

  2. sebastien

    "drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year" That’s ace I gotta say.
    Now delete this question and get one about Man Utd lol!
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    Comment by sebastien on June 26, 2010 at 8:27 am

  3. DAMË AŲÐI MASERATI™ ☠Worth It

    @Gunner
    Villa has stated that he wouldnt mind Playing for Liverpool too.. he said that he would like to play along with Torres..since they play together really well and are close friends..So, i would have no doubt that if Liverpool DOES Offer him Enough money, then he would come to us…

    Q:

    haha quite funny and very creative for tha tuser to post..
    you get a star for this Q

    =]
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    Comment by DAMË AŲÐI MASERATI™ ☠Worth It on June 26, 2010 at 8:34 am

  4. Rapture_

    lol thats funny! They should make one for other teams too.
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    Comment by Rapture_ on June 26, 2010 at 9:13 am

  5. Richard H

    Ferguson’s last good buy was someone Arsene wanted but couldn’t afford, Arsene doesn’t have enough english?: Campbell-left, R.Wright-left, A.Cole-left, that everton bloke with big ears-left, none of these were Arsene’s choices. Arsene Wenger is the ultimate team man, Ferguson is an old boiler with no idea about the transfer market. And he’s a nob. Jeffers! That’s it, Jeffers.
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    Comment by Richard H on June 26, 2010 at 9:36 am

  6. Jaye

    lol..have to admit, that’s very clever and quite funny. I would never think to come up with something like that !
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    Comment by Jaye on June 26, 2010 at 9:54 am

  7. Quaresma

    David Villa is in Arsenal now?? wow thats a great signing
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    Comment by Quaresma on June 26, 2010 at 9:59 am

  8. prince harry

    arsenal will still win the league

    f……u…………..c………….k m.u.t.d
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    Comment by prince harry on June 26, 2010 at 10:25 am